I was in a snarly mood the other day when I came out of the supermarket, and the number plates frame on the back of a black Toyota Camry caught my eye. Suddenly I found myself smiling at the clever play on words that I had just read. It said, "Girls just want to have funds."
I have been jotting down clever number plates frame sayings for a while now. Today seems as good a time as any to share my collection with you.
Some of the best number plates frame sayings that I have observed are those that allow people to poke fun at themselves.
A few of my favorites: "I don't skinny dip, I belly flop," "I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you," "I'm not drunk, I drive like this," and that timeless classic: "If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk."
You have to admire people who are not afraid to share their personal problems with the world via their number plates frames.
A few choice selections that I've read: "Driver carries no cash, he's married," "I'm a Schizophrenic, and so am I," and last week I saw an incredibly witty, semitherapeutic message on a number plates frame.
It read, "Time wounds all heels."
A few of the gems that I have written down are admittedly a little on the mean-spirited side, such as "He who dies with the most toys, still dies!" and "I'd rather push a Chevy than drive a Ford," but most are designed with the simple purpose of making us grin unexpectedly with messages like "I golf, therefore I swear" and "Be nice to your kids, they choose the nursing home."
Several of the number plates frames that I have observed had sayings that gave me pause.
I recently spotted a number plates frame that I think I'm going to have made for my own vehicle because I feel it captures my innermost feelings ever so eloquently; almost like a mirror into my soul.
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